Top 4 Best Rabbit Vibrators Under $70

With or without their namesake bunny ears, rabbit vibrators promise the best of both worlds: external clitoral stimulation plus internal G-spot massage. While you could very easily spend $$$$$ on a luxe model, we’re pleased to report that there’s also plenty of affordable options out there. But which is best – SVAKOM Trysta, Fun Factory’s Ocean Mini, the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit, or CalExotics’ Rechargeable G Jack Rabbit? For the sake of orgasms everywhere, we weighed up this frisky five to help you choose the best rabbit vibrator for you!

Ready? Hop to it!

With SVAKOM’s Trysta, will the good times roll?

Ooh la la! With names like Mode de Caresse and Mode Joyeux, the SVAKOM Trysta pitches itself as a sophisticated choice to satisfy your rabbit habit. Certainly, it’s the priciest of the bunch – but is it any good?

They say you can’t improve on perfection, but with Trysta, SVAKOM is nonetheless giving it a shot by pimping the vibe’s angled head with a G-spot massaging rolling tip. It’s a nice idea, but this otherwise satisfactory rabbit sex toy doesn’t quite pull off. Quite aside from how very off-putting that G-nub looks (like an angry, roving boil, since you ask), it calls for some pretty specific anatomical alignment – not helped by the fact that Trysta’s insertable length, well, comes up short.

These details aside, Trysta does boast some pretty smart design features: the bunny vibrator is rechargeable (hoorah!), dual motor (buzzzz!), and completely waterproof (hello, blissful bathtimes). And with seven modes and five intensities, at least you’re not going to get bored…

CONS

• Short insertable length
• Rolling Tip More Gimmick than G-Spot

Waves of pleasure – or a flood of regret?

If mermaids used rabbit sex toys, we’re pretty sure they’d plump for the adorable Ocean Mini by Fun Factory. Isn’t it just darling?!

A petite little toy, this would make an unintimidating choice for rabbit vibrator virgins. Its small size also makes it an ideal travel companion. But we’d be remiss not to mention that its modest length will likely come up short for many. Likewise, its clit arm is not only uncompromisingly rigid, for loads of women it will sit shy of her magic button. This particular short-falling’s not unique to the Ocean Mini, mind you, but is definitely worth taking into consideration before splashing out.

Less of a deal-breaker but a drawback nonetheless is the fact that unlike others on this list, the Ocean Mini isn’t rechargeable. It takes two AAA batteries, which depending how much you love this Neptunian novelty, could get expensive.

Overall, this quality German designed and manufactured rabbit toy makes a great entry-level option for first forays into clitoral and G-spot vibrations. Its six modes create wave-like sensations that graduate from gently rippling to pleasingly tumultuous, and bonus point: as you’d expect from something with Ocean in the name, it’s waterproof.

CONS

• Non-rechargeable, battery-operated
• Length (Comes up short…)

When two rights make for a wrong…

With a bold n brazen brand name that drives spelling pedants loopy, Satisfyer makes big promises indeed. But does its space-age Pro G-Spot Rabbit sate the appetite – or does it come short?

This dual-motor rabbit vibrator has a trick up its sleeve – or to be more specific, on its arm. See, its clitoral ‘prong’ doesn’t just buzz, it also sucks thanks to a clever Air Pulse mode, delivered via a removable nozzle tip.

Now, we’ve written about air pulsation toys elsewhere – they’re undeniably a lot of fun. But the Pro G-Spot Rabbit just doesn’t do this super-sensual tech justice. Why? Because it’s fastened onto a rigid, inflexible arm, meaning its star selling point may not sit on its owner’s clit. It’s a pity: the Air Pulse mode on its own is great, as are the vibrations of the insertable shaft. Together, though, they just don’t gel.

If, however, you’re in anatomical alignment with this otherwise classy-looking rabbit sex toy then there’s lots to love. It’s rechargeable via USB cable, boasts 11 modes and intensities, and is completely waterproof.

CONS

• Rigid, inflexible clitoral arm

Comparison conclusion

That Sex in the City episode certainly has a lot to answer for…! With possibilities for G-spot penetration plus clitoral stimulation in one sexy swoop, a jack rabbit sex toy might become your BFF, just like it did for Charlotte in SITC. However, when measuring up these particular rabbit vibrators, it’s important to remember that size (and shape) matter!

The challenge of using a rabbit vibrator comes down to the fixed positioning of the clitoral arm, its length, and angle versus that insertable shaft. However classy, cute or tantalizing it looks, it might not comfortably reach your magic button. In other words, one size doesn’t fit all!

From those rabbit vibrators we had the pleasure of reviewing, two raised major red flags: Satisfyer for its rigidly unbending arm, and Fun Factory for not just a solid one, but short to boot.

So which to plump for? Which brand makes the best rabbit vibrators? It sounds like a cop out, but your best bet is to have fun exploring with your fingers, and figuring out what’s where. Even if you wind up buying online, a bricks-and-mortar store presents an opportunity to get a better idea as to whether a particular vibrating rabbit will be the right fit for you.

Have fun, bunny lovers!